Best Old Folks Jokes Ever
$4.99
I woke up this morning and forgot which direction the sun rises from… then it dawned on me.
I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I’m sure it will come back to me.
Aging gets old after a while. Pun intended. Gone are the days when you can remember why you went into the kitchen, what medications you are taking for what, and whether you hurt your neck doing something amazing or you just slept funny (and it’s not really funny because, quite honestly, you don’t know if your neck will ever work properly again).
When you need to find humor in the not-somarvellous life changes, pick up Best Old Folks Jokes Ever and chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older. That’s literally everyone. A little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.
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SKU (ISBN): 9781424562909
ISBN10: 1424562902
Chantelle Grace
Binding: Trade Paper
Published: July 2021
Joke Books
Publisher: Broadstreet Publishing Group, LLC
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